Ugly Xmas Sweaters

Ugly Xmas sweater parties have exploded with popularity the last few years. Although nobody knows for sure where Xmas sweater parties started, there’s no question they’re a full-blown phenomenon today. Of course, you don’t have to be going to a party to wear these ugly Xmas sweaters. These sweaters have been spotted at everything from hockey games to semi-formal business meetings during the holidays. Ready to celebrate Christmas in style? See our selection of ugly Xmas sweaters.

This sweater is ugly in three dimensions. First of all, the Christmas tree is so ugly it looks like a four-year old drew it. Second of all, there are real live tinsel poms attached to the outside of this sweater. Oh, and it features the “classic” Christmas colors of blue, red, and gold. Huh?

Reindeer are an iconic part of Christmas. Celebrate reindeer, the holidays, and Christmas trees at the same time using this holiday reindeer pullover. Featuring an eclectic mixture of busy Christmas patterns and colors, this sweater is the perfect companion for any upcoming ugly Xmas sweater party.Reindeer are an iconic part of Christmas. Celebrate reindeer, the holidays, and Christmas trees at the same time using this holiday reindeer pullover. Featuring an eclectic mixture of busy Christmas patterns and colors, this sweater is the perfect companion for any upcoming ugly Xmas sweater party.

The abominable snowman touches the lives of people all over the world every Christmas season thanks to the 1964 movie Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. This festive blue, grey, and white Christmas sweater features snowflakes falling from the sky and a Yeti playing hopefully with a sprig of mistletoe. The abominable snowman touches the lives of people all over the world every Christmas season thanks to the 1964 movie Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. This festive blue, grey, and white Christmas sweater features snowflakes falling from the sky and a Yeti playing hopefully with a sprig of mistletoe.

Christmas Vacation is one of the most classic Christmas movies of all time. This tacky sweater lets you celebrate Christmas Vacation and cousin Eddie’s famous line, “Sh*tter was full!” Most holiday movies don’t feature a half-clothed man dumping raw sewage into a city drain. But most movies aren’t Christmas Vacation. Christmas Vacation is one of the most classic Christmas movies of all time. This tacky sweater lets you celebrate Christmas Vacation and cousin Eddie’s famous line, “Sh*tter was full!” Most holiday movies don’t feature a half-clothed man dumping raw sewage into a city drain. But most movies aren’t Christmas Vacation.

Is Santa black? That’s a question we may never be able to answer. This stunning green and white ugly Xmas sweater challenges viewers to rethink their preconceived notions of race and ethnicity at the North Pole. Or something like that.Is Santa black? That’s a question we may never be able to answer. This stunning green and white ugly Xmas sweater challenges viewers to rethink their preconceived notions of race and ethnicity at the North Pole. Or something like that.

Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.

Celebrate Christmas the way it was meant to be celebrated: with an electrocuted cat. This sweater is perfect for cat lovers (and cat haters). On this sweater, some poor cat stuck his tail in the electrical socket and wrapped himself with Christmas lights, creative a festive – and awful – Christmas scene you’ll never be able to forget. Calling this cat “ugly” is a bit mean. It’s not the cutest cat, but it’s not that ugly. In any case, this cat stuck his tail in an electrical socket, causing lines of electricity to come out his ears. Maybe next time, he’ll think twice before playing with strings of Christmas lights.

sweater is appropriately named. This sweater features a smiling Rudolph showing off his dingleberries to the world. For extra realism, there are real, 3D dingleberries on the outside of this sweater.Our dingleberries Christmas sweater is appropriately named. This sweater features a smiling Rudolph showing off his dingleberries to the world. For extra realism, there are real, 3D dingleberries on the outside of this sweater.

Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.

Celebrate Christmas the way it was meant to be celebrated: with an electrocuted cat. This sweater is perfect for cat lovers (and cat haters). On this sweater, some poor cat stuck his tail in the electrical socket and wrapped himself with Christmas lights, creative a festive – and awful – Christmas scene you’ll never be able to forget. Calling this cat “ugly” is a bit mean. It’s not the cutest cat, but it’s not that ugly. In any case, this cat stuck his tail in an electrical socket, causing lines of electricity to come out his ears. Maybe next time, he’ll think twice before playing with strings of Christmas lights.

Step Brothers fans will recognize this sweater. The classic comedy movie featuring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly also prominently features this Christmas sweater. On this sweater, you’ll find two awkwardly-drawn reindeer frolicking through a snowy field beneath the stars. Worn by Dale Dobak in the movie, this Christmas sweater will get you approving nods and high fives all night long. Step Brothers fans will recognize this sweater. The classic comedy movie featuring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly also prominently features this Christmas sweater.

Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.Check out the shade of green on this Christmas sweater! It’s not quite Christmas green. More like puke green, making it perfect for ugly Xmas sweater parties. Oh, and there’s a gigantic Santa Claus grinning out from the bottom of this sweater holding a candy cane.

Celebrate one of the most messed-up songs of the holidays with this ugly sweater. Grandma has been trampled by a rogue reindeer, leaving her face down in the snow struggling to survive. Snowflakes are falling from the sky and the sweater features a festive Christmas green backdrop. Celebrate one of the most messed-up songs of the holidays with this ugly sweater. Grandma has been trampled by a rogue reindeer, leaving her face down in the snow struggling to survive. Snowflakes are falling from the sky and the sweater features a festive Christmas green backdrop.

Every year, millions of gingerbread men are massacred by hungry Christmas party guests. You can spread awareness by wearing this gingerbread nightmare ugly Xmas sweater. On this sweater, one white-gloved menace is reaching towards a gingerbread man while he and his friends are screaming in terror. Every year, millions of gingerbread men are massacred by hungry Christmas party guests. You can spread awareness by wearing this gingerbread nightmare ugly Xmas sweater. On this sweater, one white-gloved menace is reaching towards a gingerbread man while he and his friends are screaming in terror.

Dinosaurs celebrate Christmas too! This Christmas sweater features an excited Tyrannosaurus Rex who just opened his Christmas present to find a cute little teddy bear. The T-Rex is fully decked out for Christmas and is wearing a Santa Claus-style hat and a Christmas scarf. Despite having tiny little arms, this T-Rex clearly had no trouble opening his presents this year.Dinosaurs celebrate Christmas too! This Christmas sweater features an excited Tyrannosaurus Rex who just opened his Christmas present to find a cute little teddy bear. The T-Rex is fully decked out for Christmas and is wearing a Santa Claus-style hat and a Christmas scarf. Despite having tiny little arms, this T-Rex clearly had no trouble opening his presents this year.

This ugly Xmas sweater features a doe-eyed Santa Claus ducking into a chimney. Santa is cheerfully waving at you and white snowflakes are falling across the cold winter night’s sky. It’s the type of over-the-top cheesy Christmas sweater that is perfect for ugly Xmas parties. This ugly Xmas sweater features a doe-eyed Santa Claus ducking into a chimney. Santa is cheerfully waving at you and white snowflakes are falling across the cold winter night’s sky. It’s the type of over-the-top cheesy Christmas sweater that is perfect for ugly Xmas parties.

Our ugly cat Christmas sweater features white tinsel poms and red bowties attached to the outside of this sweater. It’s so ugly and tacky, you have to see it to believe it. Somewhere hidden beneath all that fluff, there’s also a big, angry-looking kitty cat. Christmas sweaters don’t get much uglier than this, folks. This Christmas sweater features an angry-looking cat wearing a Santa hat. Surrounding that cat are white snowballs and red bowties. Yes, those ornaments are actually attached to the sweater. Try to find a sweater uglier than this. I dare you.Our ugly cat Christmas sweater features white tinsel poms and red bowties attached to the outside of this sweater. It’s so ugly and tacky, you have to see it to believe it.

Simple but effective, this Santa Suit Christmas sweater is sure to be popular at your next ugly Xmas sweater party. This sweater features a gigantic black and gold belt across your belly as well as white fur trim around the collar. You’ll look – and feel – like Santa while chugging back egg nog in this Christmas sweater. Simple but effective, this Santa Suit Christmas sweater is sure to be popular at your next ugly Xmas sweater party. This sweater features a gigantic black and gold belt across your belly as well as white fur trim around the collar. You’ll look – and feel – like Santa while chugging back egg nog in this Christmas sweater.

The Nutcracker is a classic holiday performance. Contrary to what some immature minds might think, no nuts are actually cracked during that performance. This Christmas sweater changes that. Two Nutcracker dolls are looking suspicious as the poor guy in the middle grabs at his presumably-deformed crotch. The Nutcracker is a classic holiday performance. Contrary to what some immature minds might think, no nuts are actually cracked during that performance. This Christmas sweater changes that. Two Nutcracker dolls are looking suspicious as the poor guy in the middle grabs at his presumably-deformed crotch.

If you like cats and Christmas, then this is the ugly Xmas sweater you should wear to your next party. Santa Claws is a beige, black, and white cat who looks extremely grumpy about celebrating Christmas this year. Maybe it’s because his owners made him wear a tacky hat and scarf?If you like cats and Christmas, then this is the ugly Xmas sweater you should wear to your next party. Santa Claws is a beige, black, and white cat who looks extremely grumpy about celebrating Christmas this year. Maybe it’s because his owners made him wear a tacky hat and scarf?

This appropriately-named Christmas sweater is as outrageous as they get. Featuring a confusing number of holiday squares and images, this Christmas sweater covers everything from snowmen to Christmas bells. And just in case those holiday images weren’t enough, you’ve also got two massive Christmas wreaths over your arms.This appropriately-named Christmas sweater is as outrageous as they get. Featuring a confusing number of holiday squares and images, this Christmas sweater covers everything from snowmen to Christmas bells. And just in case those holiday images weren’t enough, you’ve also got two massive Christmas wreaths over your arms.

In this ugly Xmas sweater, Rudolph has been shot, killed, and mounted as some hunter’s trophy. It’s a guaranteed way to traumatize young children this Christmas season. The words “Got Em” across the bottom show everyone just how proud that hunter was to hunt and kill poor Rudolph. Who’s going to guide Santa’s sleigh tonight now?In this ugly Xmas sweater, Rudolph has been shot, killed, and mounted as some hunter’s trophy. It’s a guaranteed way to traumatize young children this Christmas season. The words “Got Em” across the bottom show everyone just how proud that hunter was to hunt and kill poor Rudolph. Who’s going to guide Santa’s sleigh tonight now?

Tacky and ugly at the same time, this Nutcracker Christmas sweater is a popular sweater to wear to any holiday party. The red and black coloring and iconic phrase “Crack Deez Nuts” is sure to make people laugh at your next Xmas sweater party. Tacky and ugly at the same time, this Nutcracker Christmas sweater is a popular sweater to wear to any holiday party. The red and black coloring and iconic phrase “Crack Deez Nuts” is sure to make people laugh at your next Xmas sweater party.

Classic and festive, our Santa ugly Xmas sweater is safe enough to wear around your family, and Christmas-y enough to wear to any ugly Xmas sweater party. It features a black and gold belt along with red and white coloring throughout. Classic and festive, our Santa ugly Xmas sweater is safe enough to wear around your family, and Christmas-y enough to wear to any ugly Xmas sweater party. It features a black and gold belt along with red and white coloring throughout.

This is without a doubt one of the ugliest sweaters on our site. Featuring a confusing blend of red and green coloring, this ugly Xmas sweater manages to make room for dancing snowmen and crazy holiday patterns. Plus, it’s got elbow patches and shoulder patches for added Christmas oomph. Christmas sweaters don’t get uglier than this, folks. This is without a doubt one of the ugliest sweaters on our site. Featuring a confusing blend of red and green coloring, this ugly Xmas sweater manages to make room for dancing snowmen and crazy holiday patterns. Plus, it’s got elbow patches and shoulder patches for added Christmas oomph. Christmas sweaters don’t get uglier than this, folks.

Simple but effective, this ugly Xmas sweater lets you celebrate your next Christmas party in style. Featuring red and white diagonal stripes down the front and back, people won’t have to guess which holiday you’re celebrating. Simple but effective, this ugly Xmas sweater lets you celebrate your next Christmas party in style. Featuring red and white diagonal stripes down the front and back, people won’t have to guess which holiday you’re celebrating.

Looks like poor Rudolph could only run for so long. Rudolph’s red nose might guide Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve, but it doesn’t help him every other day of the year. Rudolph’s red nose clearly acted as a beacon for hunters, who swiftly took down Rudolph and mounted his head on a plaque. Yikes. Poor guy. In any case, Rudolph is dead and there’s nothing you can do about it. This Christmas sweater features a large Rudolph head mounted on a plaque emblazoned with the words “RUDOLPH – GOT’EM”. Interestingly enough, Rudolph is still smiling.

Santa clearly had a few too many egg nogs before delivering presents. On this ugly Xmas sweater, Santa’s sleigh is sailing in front of a full moon, pulled by his reindeer. Unfortunately, Santa himself is dangling beneath the sleigh, holding on for dear life. The whole scene takes place above a quiet winter’s night at the North Pole. How lovely. Santa clearly had a few too many egg nogs before delivering presents. On this ugly Xmas sweater, Santa’s sleigh is sailing in front of a full moon, pulled by his reindeer. Unfortunately, Santa himself is dangling beneath the sleigh, holding on for dear life. The whole scene takes place above a quiet winter’s night at the North Pole. How lovely.

Cats can’t sing, but if they could, they would probably sing Christmas carols during the holidays. This ugly Xmas sweatshirt will even come alive when you use your smartphone. Download an app and slide your phone into an interior pouch to make your kitty sing Christmas carols all night long. Calling this cat “ugly” is a bit mean. It’s not the cutest cat, but it’s not that ugly. In any case, this cat stuck his tail in an electrical socket, causing lines of electricity to come out his ears. Maybe next time, he’ll think twice before playing with strings of Christmas lights.

If you’re looking for ugly Xmas sweaters, then look no further. Our ugly patchwork Christmas sweater is as ugly as they get. I mean, just look at the awkward pastel green and blue coloring. Oh, and if you look really closely, you’ll see that there are dismembered gingerbread men and snowmen all across the front. This sweater is seriously messed up. If you’re looking for ugly Xmas sweaters, then look no further. Our ugly patchwork Christmas sweater is as ugly as they get. I mean, just look at the awkward pastel green and blue coloring. Oh, and if you look really closely, you’ll see that there are dismembered gingerbread men and snowmen all across the front. This sweater is seriously messed up.

Our Chanukah holiday sweater celebrates the best holiday in Judaism. Featuring the traditional menorah and the Star of David, a cheerful “Happy Chanukah” greets people from the top of this sweater. The black, white, and gold coloring and white trim around the edges make this the perfect Hanukkah sweater. Our Chanukah holiday sweater celebrates the best holiday in Judaism. Featuring the traditional menorah and the Star of David, a cheerful “Happy Chanukah” greets people from the top of this sweater. The black, white, and gold coloring and white trim around the edges make this the perfect Hanukkah sweater.