Star Wars Christmas Sweater

Star Wars Christmas Sweater

$36.00

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Darth Vader is the last person I’d want to disturb with my lack of cheer. Thank goodness I can wear this Star Wars Christmas sweater around town so that others need to look the evil villain in his possessed eyes while he proclaims “I find your lack of cheer disturbing”. Fortunately for both myself and all mankind, this infamous sweater brings cheer to just about anyone who sees it – and keeps the evil Darth Vader safely at bay. This cheap and effective Star Wars Christmas sweater gets the point across without breaking the bank, or causing any sort of invasions from the Storm Troopers standing by in the Death Star.

Darth Vader is one of the most complex characters in the Star Wars universe. And now, you can wear the complexity of Darth Vader directly on your chest as he battles his inner turmoil between good and evil.

Just kidding. This is Darth Vader placing what appears to be a Tie Fighter onto a Christmas Tree. It’s not very complex or deep, but here’s one thing we know for sure: it will be a hit among Star Wars fans at your next Christmas party.

And really, who isn’t a Star Wars fan these days? Thanks to a big gap between two trilogies, the six Star Wars movies have managed to capture fan bases that are decades apart in age. And now, with a new trilogy of movies prepared for release in 2015 and later, Star Wars is set to ensnare a whole new generation of fans. Apparently, Star Wars isn’t going away anytime soon, and this sweater isn’t going to stop being cool anytime soon, either.

When you buy this Darth Vader Christmas sweater, you’re rewarded with a special Christmas-card-style graphic sweater that features one of the most entertaining Star Wars characters in existence. The flowery white outline of the card surrounds a beautiful scene where the evil Lord Vader is placing a Tie Fighter onto the upper branches of a Christmas tree.

It’s a tradition we can all relate to featuring a character we all know. What’s not to like about this Darth Vader Christmas sweater? I don’t know. But if you still need some help deciding, then keep reading.

Reasons to buy the Darth Vader Christmas sweater

Attention to detail: If you’re looking for attention to detail, then this Christmas sweater has a lot of it. There’s a Death Star at the top of the Christmas tree and, if you look closely, you’ll see that Darth Vader is placing a Tie Fighter – much like the one he pilots in the movies – at the uppermost boughs of the tree. Also decorating the tree are three X-Wing fighters used by the Skywalker-led rebel forces to attack the Death Star. Surrounding all of this beautiful imagery is a surprisingly complex white pattern. Your fellow party guests will need to stare at your sweater for at least several minutes to fully appreciate all of this detail.

There are four tauntauns in the corners of the sweater: Look carefully at the red shapes along the four corners of the white pattern. Are they kangaroos? Are they dinosaurs? No, of course not. They’re tauntauns! Darth Vader is never shown riding a tauntaun in the movies, but Han Solo and Luke Skywalker sure were. Star Wars fans and kangaroo fans-alike will love this extra detail.

An emotional connection: You can almost feel the emotion behind Vader’s mask as he placed the Tie Fighter at the top of the tree. He’s undoubtedly thinking about the time when he almost killed his son, Luke Skywalker, while defending his beloved Death Star and piloting that same Tie Fighter. It’s a complex flurry of emotions for Darth Vader as he placed the Tie Fighter at the top of the tree, and you can share that emotion with guests at your Christmas party when you buy this sweater.

You’re a Sith Lord reminiscing about the past: Want to recapture a bit of the magic you felt with the Death Star blew up Alderaan? Still mad at the rebel scum for taking down an entire empire in just three movies? This sweater will help you capture some of that nostalgia and remind you of the days when Darth Vader’s biggest worry was how he was going to decorate his Christmas tree.

Reasons not to buy the Darth Vader Christmas sweater

You still haven’t forgiven Darth Vader: From killing younglings to destroying entire planets, Darth Vader did a lot of bad stuff in the Star Wars movies. Many people have not forgiven the man.

 You don’t like Darth Vader’s Santa hat: A lot of people were unhappy with the new trilogy of Star Wars movies. How much more upset would these people have been if Darth Vader were wearing a Santa hat the whole time? They probably would have been a lot more upset.

Who doesn’t like Darth Vader? Well, a lot of people don’t like Darth Vader. But when he’s depicted gently placing a decoration at the top of a Christmas tree, it’s difficult not to feel the tears welling up at the sheer beauty of the scene in front of you. If you buy this Darth Vader Christmas sweater, then you can inspire the same emotion in everybody who sees you. It’s a perfect fit for ugly Christmas sweater parties.

ly on your chest as he battles his inner turmoil between good and evil.
Just kidding. This is Darth Vader placing what appears to be a Tie Fighter onto a Christmas Tree. It’s not very complex or deep, but here’s one thing we know for sure: it will be a hit among Star Wars fans at your next Christmas party.

And really, who isn’t a Star Wars fan these days? Thanks to a big gap between two trilogies, the six Star Wars movies have managed to capture fan bases that are decades apart in age. And now, with a new trilogy of movies prepared for release in 2015 and later, Star Wars is set to ensnare a whole new generation of fans. Apparently, Star Wars isn’t going away anytime soon, and this sweater isn’t going to stop being cool anytime soon, either.

When you buy this Darth Vader Christmas sweater, you’re rewarded with a special Christmas-card-style graphic sweater that features one of the most entertaining Star Wars characters in existence. The flowery white outline of the card surrounds a beautiful scene where the evil Lord Vader is placing a Tie Fighter onto the upper branches of a Christmas tree.

It’s a tradition we can all relate to featuring a character we all know. What’s not to like about this Darth Vader Christmas sweater? I don’t know. But if you still need some help deciding, then keep reading.

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November 10, 2012