Occupy Christmas

Welcome to camp Occupy Christmas. The protesting snowmen have been sitting in this lovely tree backed public park for months now. It’s starting to snow, and the police are moving in seeking punitive relief. You will see a bulbous snowman wearing an Uncle Sam style top hat, preparing the throw a snowball of injunction at the Occupy Christmas protesters. He’s wearing an oversized sheriff’s badge so there is no confusion – this snowman means business.

Despite the best efforts by Occupy Christmas protestors, the law is closing in. Snowballs of fury are disturbing their democratic privilege, but they’re showing resistance as best they can. Fortunately, last night, after watching televised news castings of this crackdown through a department store window lining the park, the Occupy Christmas protestors are prepared.

They spent the night sitting around a fire (not too close, they would melt) the Occupy Christmas protestors have come up with a divine plan. They will separate in to three colors. The protestors wearing red sashes are willing to get arrested for their cause. You can see that they are the very first line of defense against the wielded snowball of injunction. The second line of protesting snowmen are wearing yellow sashes and they’ll make their decision about continuing to occupy or not as the law moves closer in. The final string of protestors is sitting around the perimeter of the park, collecting video footage of the epic and history making movement.

Do you feel like Occupying Christmas this season? Why not purchase this truly one of a kind Occupy Christmas Sweater. She features EIGHTY led lights, in red and blue, representing the police lights which flicker and line the park. Dozens of reflective additions, beads, and snowflakes round out the entire scene.