Outrageous Funny Christmas Sweaters
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Keep it simple this holiday season with the vivid Santa Christmas sweater. A definite crowd pleaser.
In my pursuit to continue on finding outrageous Christmas sweaters for the 2011 collection, I’ve stumbled upon one particular beauty that might tickle your fancy.
This women’s XL sweater sure went fast.
Here we have the morbidly outrageous “I’ll be naughty, you be nice” Women’s XL Christmas sweater with a lot of attitude for the holiday season. With straight black background with barely any fade, it would appear this outrageous Christmas sweater has only been worn once or twice since inception.
From what I could tell, we’re looking at something here from the late 80’s. During this era, many sweaters used effects such as colour fading with letters and sparkles actually embedded in the machine washable units.
You’ll notice that the “Naughty” factor comes from the bold red writing and cracked candy cane. It’s outrageous to think that this naught boy or girl broke this candy cane twice before putting it on this Christmas sweater. Beneath you will see the “Be Nice” portion. Here you’ll see blue tops and bottoms within the text, and a white centre. What sticks out the most here are the golden sparkles worked in as a shadow to the text. There are even three holly bunches and an exclamation point to really get the point across.
Other outrageously wonderful things about this women’s XL xmas sweater are that since it’s black, she’ll take beer and food stains if your party gets out of control, and it will go will all sorts of decorative holiday accessories. This must have for the holiday season will be going fast when the store re-opens for 2012.
Santa on the Roof always gets a laught.
Today I am looking at three different Christmas sweaters. The first Christmas sweater is black felt it is a men’s size medium and it has Santa Claus on top of the snow-covered roof. He is beside a snow-covered tree and a wreath with a red bow on top. On his back you can see he’s got a bag full of toys for all the good girls and boys in these trying to fit his fat belly into the snow-covered chimney that rests atop the roof.
The next letter I have is a men’s size medium there is a bell on the zipper and it’s a cardigan that goes right from the top to the bottom is also a red stripe around the caller I see six etched in snowflakes and three snowmen.
Three Snowmen will bring joy your party.
The first snowman on left has a blue hat and blue mittens and a nice big smile to go along with this Christmas theme. The second snowman has a black cat with holly and read gems protruding from his red scarf. The last snowman on the right has the entire right side of the sweater all to himself he has a multi-shaded green scarf and red mittens with two Christmas trees featuring golden stars on the side.
Last Christmas sweater I have in front of me is a knit wool reindeer design. There are five large red buttons along the center, along with a nice oversized hoodie that has reindeer going all around it.
These cavalier reindeer will prance all over your holiday hip hop.
Reindeer go through the front and the back of this vintage holiday sweater and there are snowflake designs and white X. What I particularly enjoy about this design is how horribly the reindeer antlers are; I would say they look more like war Cavaliers.
This piece of holiday passion comes straight to you from 1999. This marvel of joy has a tan knit design, with subtle green borders around the neck and proclaimed borders along the base and the sleeves. There you will find intricate red and gold lacing with white plastic beads sewn through as connectors. But this Women’s size medium xmas sweater has even more that retro borders to tout about.
The tacky snowman is only the start of this outrageous sweater.
On stage left top you will find a tacky snowman resting beneath a red flower and on a blue background. The green border matches those of the collar and base. Frosty is wearing a red and white plaid scarf and smiling with even more beads, this time brown, sewn in to make his or her smiley face.
The snowman is also sporting a blue top hat with red base. Under the snowman we will find a red white and gold scarf tied around itself. Beneath this tacky xmas scarf you will find a pair of baby blue ice skates with a green background and red border. Right beside these marvels of footwear lies an even more popular winder activity, skiing. Brown ski’s with red borders and green fittings compliment this tacky xmas sweater in ways beyond the imagination of most.
Along we move to stage right. Here we find a gentleman having a blast on top of his sled. He is resting on a red background with gold borders and seems to be slipping away into the snow bank. But no need to fear, he’s wearing a red, green and gold plaid scarf to keep his neck warm as he snowballs away like Charlie Sheen. Underneath this design you will find two green, red and gold plaid Christmas trees with in-versed designs and a blue snowflake in between. They sit above the less traditional horse (where did the reindeer go?) towing a tacky xmas sled filled with even more plaid presents for all the good girls and boys. Great attention to detail has been put in to this holiday wonder – we even find mittens and snow-boots along the sleeves. This holiday must have is a true original and will go to one lucky wearer as party of the 2011 collection. Sign up for the email list now and get advance notice for when our store is open for 2011.
This winter beauty is a women’s size small holiday sweater. Touting dozens of golden beads all over, and a selection of beautiful white snowflakes falling upon a series of cheesy christmas trees, she won’t last long in our inventory. Additional features include white stripes stiched along the base and up the centre. This sweater featues seven low profile buttons which could easily support being left open to show off your cheesy holiday turtleneck underneath.
Six mystical trees flourish along the bottom of the cardigan.
Along the top you will find a series of white snowflakes moving left to right. The multicoloured base between the snowflakes and the poinsettas beneath seem to be a row of presents. On the back of the sweater you will also find one lonely snowflake with gold beads around its edges.
There are a total of eight cheesy christmas trees to compliment this piece. On each sleeve, you will find matching blue christmas trees with golden stars atop. From stage left to right, you will find the following: A red tree with white desings and a silver top, a smaller green and blue tree with golden star, two matching blue trees juxtaposed with the buttons between, and two more trees stage right matching the first two on stage left.
The black on this sweater is true an not faded in the least. It is a luxurious design that will have party attendees stunned when you walk in the door. A must have piece of our 2011 ugly christmas sweater collection.