The HeisenClaus T-Shirt

Breaking in to this bad ass Christmas shirt will be the methiest move you’ve ever made.

Check out the HeisenClaus. Imagine rolling out to the middle of the New Mexican desert in your RV to cook a batch of Christmas Sweaters. You’ll need to sport full protection… everything from hazmat suits to gloves and respirators. One thing that you absolutely cannot be without is your friend HeisenClaus. He isn’t afraid of the danger, he IS the danger.

The Reindeer Party Naughty T-Shirt

Easy on the wallet and as naughty as can be. Ships fast worldwide.

As the need for new and ever so daring Christmas t-shirts evolve, so do the variety available. Here we have an example of the “Lost in Translation” t-shirts designed for the 2012 Christmas party season. There are three new designs shown below, each of them cost about $23.00 USD. Click on the shirts respective button so select sizing, colors, quantities and styles.

The Master Elf Lost in Translation Shirt

We tried an online translator for the phrase “Master Elf” and that’s what we got.

Well, the time has come to expand from ugly, tacky and cheesy Christmas sweaters on their own. Here at ChristmasSweaters.ca, we’ve spent the last season collecting the most absurd mix of funny Christmas t-shirts for men, women, children and even pets. Our sizes are available from Small to XXL, and ship in to Canada, the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and even New Zealand.

Christmas Festival Sound Slave Tshirt

Yet another funny example of a lost in translation parody.

You may be wondering how our lonely little company based here in Canada can get these funny Christmas t-shirts across the world in a timely fashion for the holiday season. It took some time, but we were finally able to line up an international shipping partner that prints our designs and ships them within 24hrs from the country they were ordered from.

The Find Joy Inside the Bear Cheesy Tshirt

Oh the hours of laughter this stuffed little ski bear will give your part goers.

For example, if you’re living in the UK and are searching for a funny Christmas t-shirt in London, you can complete your order and have it sent out from a UK based printer within 24hrs. Similarly, if you’re in Sydney, Austrailia seeking tacky Christmas t-shirts you can have them sent out from a local printer and arriving at your door in as little as two business days.

People around the world are now able to wear incredible tacky, cheesy, ugly and funny Christmas t-shirts thanks to our international shipping partner. Our customers can rest assured that whether the live in London, Sydney or any other city within our participating country list, you’ll be receiving a tremendously high quality and consistent product within an incredibly short time frame and a fantastically low price.

Light Up T-Shrits

Here’s a look at a custom Tshirt I made in 2010.

Back in December of 2010 a gentleman from here in the lower mainland sent me an email inquiry to have a custom job done for him. Being that I don’t sell previously branded attire, I was unable to satisfy his request for a light up RUSH t-shirt.

I emailed him back and let me know that if he was willing to get the shirt that he would like to have worked on and send it over to me I would be happy to deck it out for him. To my understanding, when RUSH performs, they look for crowd members that really stand out. Sometimes, they’ll even be invited on stage. I love it – and when this particular customer contacted me again in February I was thrilled that he remembered I could work on this sweater for him.

I put blue and red lights around the Rush logo.

Unlike my usual Christmas Sweater theme, we sat down and focused on what could be best done to the shirt to better accentuate the RUSH logo. We ended up choosing a circle of red lights around the top of the logo.

I also took the time to extend the battery pack wires so that he could fit in to his pockets when he was ripping it up on the dance floor. When he came by to pick up the custom shirt, I was glad to hear that he was really happy with it. I hadn’t had much experience with t-shirts as light up Christmas sweaters usually have thicker and more malleable fabric, but this one really worked out.

Here you can see the red lights beneath the logo as well.

So if anyone out there has a need for custom attire accentuation just shoot me an email and I’ll be happy to discuss your project. I hope you like the picures I’ve shown you here.