Batman and Superman Christmas Sweaters

Batman and Superman Christmas Sweaters


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This lovely Christmas sweater features two of the world’s most popular superheroes: Superman and Batman. Both characters have been through their fair share of movies and TV shows over the last few decades and both have a dedicated following of fans.

Whether you love Batman or Superman, this Christmas sweater is an excellent choice for your next Christmas party. It features all of the trademarks of an awesome, including the awkwardly-knitted lettering, bizarre green patterning, and pointless white stripes. It also includes lots of green and white snowflakes.

With all of those classic ugly sweater staples, you’d be forgiven for missing the fact that there are two famous superheroes standing in front of all of these designs. But right there, standing proudly wearing Santa hats, are Batman and Superman. This is one sweater that is sure to be a hit at your next Christmas party.

Did I mention the superheroes match? Both Superman and Batman are wearing the same-colored outfits, adding a bit of stylish fashion to this otherwise unfashionable piece. If this isn’t your top choice among Batman and Superman Christmas sweaters this holiday season, then I don’t know what is. It’s a perfect mixture of ugliness and pop culture all rolled into one.

If you’re still on the fence about buying this Christmas sweater, then we’re about to show you a few more reasons why this is an awesome choice for any upcoming Halloween party or event.

Reasons to pick this as your Batman Christmas sweater

Look at that perfect posture: Batman and Superman are standing with perfectly straight backs and excellent posture. They’ve clearly stood proudly in place before, and for as long as you own this sweater, Batman and Superman will do the same for you, too.

A friendly greeting at the top: As if you needed another reminder of which holiday this sweater was celebrating, there’s an additional “Merry Christmas” at the very top. Because the gratuitous use of reds, greens, and other colors didn’t give it away, right?

Perfect for DC comics fans: If you’re the type of person who has a strong opinion about DC comics versus Marvel comics, then you might not want to bring that up at your party. There are way cooler things to talk about. But privately, on the inside, you can relax knowing that you’re supporting DC Comics by representing two of the most important DC superheroes proudly on your chest.

It’s extraordinarily ugly: If you’re shopping for awesome, then I don’t know if they get much uglier than this. This sweater is perfect for your upcoming awesome celebration. Why? Because it’s exceptionally ugly, of course! With an inexplicable green grid at the top and an even more bizarre row of slanted white lines at the bottom, this Batman and Superman Christmas sweater practically screams “awesome party.”

Everybody will get it: Some people overthink awesomes. They think they have to be ridiculously clever or invent some ironic joke. Well, awesome parties are ironic enough without you overthinking things. With this sweater, you wish your friends a simple Merry Christmas using two beloved superheroes. It’s simple, easy, and effective.

Reasons not to buy this Batman Christmas sweater

You don’t like people taking pictures of you: When you wear an awesome to a party, lots of people want to take pictures of you and with you. For some, this is a blessing. For others, it’s a curse. If you’re wearing this sweater, you can expect a lot of picture requests. If that makes you uncomfortable, maybe just wear a white t-shirt to your awesome party and be “that guy”.

The flexing muscles are too large for your liking: Nobody ever accused superheroes of being too realistic. If you’re going for realism with your Christmas sweater, then the flexing muscles of Batman and Superman might be too much for you to handle. I mean, is it even possible to have quads as big as Superman’s? And exactly how large is Batman’s chest? If you find yourself asking these questions when looking at this sweater, then a) you need to worry about more important things and b) this sweater probably isn’t for you.
If you’re looking for Batman and Superman Christmas sweaters and still haven’t decided which one to pick, then you can’t go wrong with this choice. Complete with six packs, flexing pecs, and a gratuitous amount of green, white, and red, this sweater is sure to be a hit at any upcoming sweater-related event.


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November 12, 2013

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